Radical social conservative Karen Testerman's gubernatorial candidacy announcement, in part:
"NH was founded on the belief that everyone should be free. We should have the freedom to succeed. We should have the freedom to fail. We should not be forced to allow government to be our nanny who tramples on our freedoms with forced dependency.
Now, if you want to be promiscuous and sleep around with some Tom, Dick or Harry (not a good idea for a variety of reasons) forgetting your health and safety, your NH legislature recently passed a bill, signed and celebrated by your Governor, that lets your pharmacist, provide you with a pill to "wash all your cares away" without even notifying your parents.
...If you follow the money trail, you should ask, who benefits? Could it be a political contribution from the multi-million dollar a year abortion industry? Is this why your governor was so happy to request, encourage and sign this bill into law?
But the Granite State GOP's latest candidate for governor has just the thing to keep those millions from Lynch's campaign coffers:
They need to know that sex without boundaries is deadly. There are consequences when genital contact is practiced outside the bonds of marriage. Our young people need to know that if both parties wait until they make a life long commitment to one another in marriage to have sex, they have a better chance to be healthier, attain a higher level of education, be financially secure, happier and to enjoy sex more, IF that sex is with the one they are married to.
...The only 100% way to prevent pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases such as syphilis, gonorrhea, clamydia, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, HIV and HPV is to abstain from genital contact until marriage.
Please excuse the end of this post; I wanted to add some witty end note, but I am so creeped out right now I think I need to go read some Robert Frost or something.