Here is a question:
Would you allow me to paraphrase Governor John Lynch's third Inaugural Address?
May I? Would it be alright?
OK, then...here goes:
Madam Speaker, Madam President, Mr. Chief Justice and members of the judiciary, honorable members of the House, Senate and Executive Council, and my fellow citizens of New Hampshire:
I am really pleased that I slaughtered my opponent and believe me when I tell you that I will do nothing during the next 632 days to anger anyone who lives in the Granite State.
I pledge two years of constant attention to my favorability ratings which - not bragging or anything - are currently way the heck up there.
Let me start by totally pandering to all our folks who love to applaud meaningless bull: Let me say something that even John Sununu The Elder will have to pretend to agree with: We live in the greatest state in the greatest country in the world. As proof of our greatness, for example, there aren't 47 million Americans without health insurance and unemployment in this Land of Free is not currently at 7.2% and our national government has been so very responsible over the past eight years that EVERYONE else in the world absolutely loves us.
And if you think I am wrong then you can move to the People's Republic of Vermont!
Now, here's the deal: This next budget cannot be balanced by tweaks and minor adjustments. And let me go back to my initial point; that I am not about to upset any voter living in - for instance - Newcastle.
So, let me say it this way: We have a proven record of allowing rich people keep all their dough...I mean we have a proven record of sensibly managing our state budget - and we have done so without a sales or income tax. We will continue to do so (as long as 50.1% of voters would be unhappy with me for recommending otherwise).
And may I remind the presumptive new Chairman of the State Republican Party, Mr. Sununu, that I have taken the NO TAX PLEDGE every day for the past four years immediately before brushing teeth in the early morning. And I shall continue to do so, so help me God.
As we develop the next budget, we will have to examine every area of spending, look at every program and say 'no' more often than we would like. We will say "no" when the poor, the disenfranchised, and the ignorant are involved.
Because we live in the greatest State in the country.
Because you have entrusted me with the solemn responsibility of avoiding all the hard challenges that face New Hampshire.
You have chosen me to be the one who pretends to be a progressive, who pretends to be a Democrat . I pledge to you that I will work every day to keep pretending."
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