STOP THE MASS. INVASION!!!

by: Dean Barker

Wed May 06, 2009 at 20:53:09 PM EDT

So Mittens is moving up to his vacation home to become a real live Granite Stater. A nice faux home base advantage for the primary, no doubt.

No word yet on how the family dog will be transported to the new digs.

And does this mean he will no longer have access to the Massachusetts police as his personal lakefront security?

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