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Our Galtian overlords in the Bill O'Brien House have remade the "state" of New Hampshire for us.
First, the bad news. Looks like your kids might still be forced to go to kindergarten.
After that, though, it's gravy. Post-kindergarten, a simple permission slip will keep them out of school and ready for work in your field or factory.
If by chance they find themselves with parents who force them to go to school, however, they can get out at sixteen. And really, who would go to a place the state has determined it is required to support not at all?
Don't worry about higher education - even if you do get a high school diploma, you won't be able to afford it. The NH public university system will be in effect all but privatized.
Perhaps the best part: if you need to turn to a life of crime in the absence of having any kind of employable education, the state plans on reducing its ability to prosecute you by one third. Plus, the resources of the remaining two-thirds will be drained in teaching "Constitutional Conservative" legislators what the separation of powers is.
Your chances of becoming a successful crook have just increased!
(birched; on Twitter @deanbarker)
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