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On Second Thought, I Am Voting Republican (Updated)

by: Jack Mitchell

Tue Oct 05, 2010 at 16:04:15 PM EDT
Here's why:

Use this for the filthy Open Thread that it is!
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Jack Mitchell :: On Second Thought, I Am Voting Republican (Updated)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you Roy Zimmerman.
"Vote Republican"
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On Second Thought, I Am Voting Republican (Updated) | 27 comments
I'm voting Republican so that (4.00 / 3)
I can work ten years longer before I can collect Social Security.  

Fantastic.

In the immediate aftermath of Since the start of the financial crisis, the Fed/Treasury lent, spent, or guaranteed $28 $29 trillion to save the banking system.

No (4.00 / 2)
You will work ten more years because they won't let you collect social security



"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."  Franklin D. Roosevelt    
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I'm voting Republican (4.00 / 1)
Because I don't care what kind of world we leave our grandchildren.
I'm voting Republican (4.00 / 5)
so I only have to care about veterans two, maybe three, days a year. Parades do wonders for PTSD.

"Ill writers are usually the sharpest censors." - John Dryden
I'm voting Republican (0.00 / 0)
so I can f over the bastids been doing it to me....

note to close readers: this might be sarcastic so think twice before reading to candidates for use in their attacks on each other
I'm voting Republican (4.00 / 1)
to make sure the planet dies before I do.

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Hope > Anarch-tea
Twitter: @DougLindner
I'm voting Republican (4.00 / 2)
so that Charlie will spend less time stinking up the neighborhood with his Model T collection, and more time in The Village stinking up, well, everything else...

They. Don't. Care.
We do.
Rinse, repeat.
I haven't laughed like that... (4.00 / 1)
in AGES. I have a friend that calls ahem masturbation "voting Republican" because in her words, "It's so self-serving!" I saw the title of the video and almost fell outta my chair.

For real though- I'm voting Republican because I need the government to tell me what to do with my body... and since I don't deserve health care since I'm just a full time graduate student... voting Republican just fits.

I'm Voting Republican... (4.00 / 2)
Because it's been too long since old rich white men had a political voice in this country.

Only the left protects anyone's rights.
I'm voting Republican... (4.00 / 3)
Because I want to live under a bridge with all my belongings in a supermarket cart when I'm old.



"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."  Franklin D. Roosevelt    
which reminds me of this quote: (4.00 / 1)

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."

- Anatole France

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I'm Voting Republican (0.00 / 0)
Because white Christian men should be the only ones who can share pornography and have extra marital affairs. We've lost too much ground already on this. And it's time to stand up for white Christian men regaining our dominance of the world.  

No'm Sayn?
I'm voting for Frank Guinta because (4.00 / 2)
Integrity is overrated

Political candidates should not have to contend with stupid campaign finance laws

Candidates should be able to offer whatever bland excuse they want and be questioned no further about it

Social security has outlived it's usefulness

Arrogant Americans need representation too

Carol Shea-Porter has done too much for veterans already (0.00 / 0)

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Jeb's not running (0.00 / 0)

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I'm voting Republican (0.00 / 0)
because I believe that wars and tax cuts pay for themselves but we can't afford roads, bridges, trains, schools, jobs, vets' benefits, Social Security, clean energy, student loans, SCHIP, swine flu vaccines, and saving the lives of 40,000 of our fellow Americans who have died every year for lack of health insurance.

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Hope > Anarch-tea
Twitter: @DougLindner
I'm voting Republican because (4.00 / 3)
my wallet should decide whether my curable health problem kills me or not.

birch paper; on Twitter @deanbarker
Ode to Dean (0.00 / 0)


note to close readers: this might be sarcastic so think twice before reading to candidates for use in their attacks on each other
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I'm voting Republican because... (0.00 / 0)
... I enjoy being treated like a second-class citizen because I was born gay.

Aaron / Deering. Kuster 2012: http://www.kusterforcongress.com/

Because my womb is someone else's incubator... (0.00 / 0)

I am voting Democratic because the video is no longer available n/t (0.00 / 0)


note to close readers: this might be sarcastic so think twice before reading to candidates for use in their attacks on each other
thank you Susan Tran! (4.00 / 1)
yes our whdh 7 Boston reporter found a working version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

note to close readers: this might be sarcastic so think twice before reading to candidates for use in their attacks on each other
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Fixed n/t (0.00 / 0)


"Ill writers are usually the sharpest censors." - John Dryden
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In its way (0.00 / 0)
... this one is also motivational.


At 1:19 (4.00 / 1)
"All that matter is, he is advancing the elitist agenda of the Democrat Party"

Having the black actors advocate voting for Obama only because he is black, while speaking in an urban vanacular; to me, was over the top and killed the joke.



"Ill writers are usually the sharpest censors." - John Dryden

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Democrat Party (0.00 / 0)
That phrase "Democrat Party" shattered the whole illusion: only a Republican would use that phrase.  This video was clearly made by a member of the Republic Party.
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I felt that way about a lot of it (0.00 / 0)
That's why I posted it. It's telling.
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On Second Thought, I Am Voting Republican (Updated) | 27 comments

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